Inscriptions found today on the radiator inside a fourth-floor carrel in the University of Michigan's graduate library:
Thousands found dead in AREA CEMETERY!!
Don't date 15 year-olds.
This is not symbolic.
Carrier pigeons make the best pets.
Men and women can't be friends.
And, my personal favorite, penciled next to the door,
The bottom of this door handle is very sexy like Pamela.