Mika vs. Mika Miko

Down 'n dirty title bout in five rounds. Take yr corners.

Sound
Mika: queeny divo poptimism (+400)
Mika Miko: riot grrrl's not dead (+800)

Lyrical catchphrase
Mika: Love, love me! (+100)
Mika Miko: Get excited! (+100)

Essential performance accessory
Mika: dandified jouissance (+700)
Mika Miko: telephone mic (+500)

Preferred vocal technique
Mika: falsetto (+600)
Mika Miko: shouting (+300)

Secret musical superpower
Mika: ventriloquizing Freddie Mercury (+400)
Mika Miko: ventriloquizing Carrie Brownstein's guitar (+1000)

Final Score: Mika: 2200 Mika Miko: 2700

MIKA MIKO WINS!!!